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Damn girl
Hey there. My name's Jacob and you're just fantastic. Here there be an overall sense of smug superiority, gratuitous amounts of Pokemon, the sea critter, and the rare witticism or self-reflection.
Damn girl
Anonymous asked: 1, 7, 12, 20, 23, 30, 42, 45, 47, 50 Have fun with that.
1: Right now? Right this second? I want to know why the FUCK my allergies flared up as hard as they did today. Sheesh.
7: Funny you ask. If I found out that I had been cheated on in a very specific that I suspect may have actually happened, I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest. But hypothetically? We’re probably done. Infidelity is not okay in the slightest with me.
12: I’m always the giver, never the receiver. I don’t imagine I’d mind…
20: I cannot remember. At all. I just remember sleep paralysis.
23: Four months ago? Probably not the best time for me. I’m all sorts of great now.
30: I’m not supposed to get attached, so tough cookies if it is!
42: Call me maybe?
45: I always said, “Yeah, totally, there’s no reason why they can’t be!” But now all my exes hate me. Oops.
47: I’m hungry. It’s hot. My throat feels better. Talking to Danielle.
50: Pursuing someone sounds so exhausting right now. I live in Bakersfield. Harumph.
Anonymous asked: 5, 18, 19, 22, 44, 57, 62, 74, 80
5: I think I was Omegling, muahahaha.
18: I talk to at least one of them every day. Joe called earlier this evening.
19: There are a handful of people that do that. Actually, more than a handful. I’m surrounded by cool cats.
22: Call it God, karma, magic, or Justin Timberlake. The universe tends to balance itself out.
44: No piercing would look good on me.
57: I get along better with girls. Most of my guy friends I’ve had for years. SDSU is not a good place for a guy like me to make dude friends.
62: Lately? Danielle, definitely. Actually, it’s been Danielle for a while, now that I think about it…
74: Nope. But she thinks she is.
80: Nah. I have a hard time believing that there isn’t a power higher than ourselves out there.
| 1: | Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? |
| 2: | Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? |
| 3: | If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? |
| 4: | Do you find it easy to trust others? |
| 5: | What were you doing at 11PM last night? |
| 6: | You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? |
| 7: | What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? |
| 8: | Are you close with your dad? |
| 9: | I bet you kissed someone last night, right? |
| 10: | What are you listening to? |
| 11: | You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? |
| 12: | Do you like hickeys? |
| 13: | What time do you go to bed? |
| 14: | Is there someone who continuously lets you down? |
| 15: | Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? |
| 16: | Do you always answer your texts? |
| 17: | Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? |
| 18: | When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? |
| 19: | Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? |
| 20: | What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? |
| 21: | Is anyone else in the room with you? |
| 22: | Do you believe what goes around comes around? |
| 23: | Were you happier four months ago than you are now? |
| 24: | Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? |
| 25: | In the past week, have you cried? |
| 26: | What colour is the shirt you are wearing? |
| 27: | Do people ever call you by your last name? |
| 28: | Is anyone ignoring you right now? |
| 29: | Do you have a best friend? |
| 30: | Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? |
| 31: | Who was your last call from? |
| 32: | Are you mad at anyone? |
| 33: | Have you ever kissed someone older than you? |
| 34: | How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? |
| 35: | How many more days until your birthday? |
| 36: | Do you have any summer plans yet? |
| 37: | Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? |
| 38: | Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? |
| 39: | Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? |
| 40: | Have you ever regretted kissing someone? |
| 41: | Do you think age matters in relationships? |
| 42: | Are you available? |
| 43: | How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? |
| 44: | If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? |
| 45: | Do you believe exes can be friends? |
| 46: | Do you regret anything? |
| 47: | Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? |
| 48: | Did you ever lose a best friend? |
| 49: | Was your last kiss a mistake? |
| 50: | Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? |
| 51: | Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? |
| 52: | Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? |
| 53: | What was the last thing you ate? |
| 54: | Did you get any compliments today? |
| 55: | Where are you going on your next vacation? |
| 56: | Do you own anything from other countries? |
| 57: | Are most of your friend guys or girls? |
| 58: | Where have you lived most of your life? |
| 59: | When was the last time you took a long drive? |
| 60: | Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? |
| 61: | Have you ever TPd someone’s house? |
| 62: | Who do you text the most? |
| 63: | What was the last movie you saw? |
| 64: | What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? |
| 65: | How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010? |
| 66: | Is the last person you kissed younger than you? |
| 67: | Do you curse around your parents? |
| 68: | Are you happy with where you live? |
| 69: | Do you collect anything? |
| 70: | What’s your favourite colour? |
| 71: | Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone? |
| 72: | Has anyone ever cheated on you? |
| 73: | What are your plans for tomorrow? |
| 74: | Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one? |
| 75: | Does your last ex have a job? |
| 76: | What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship? |
| 77: | Where is your cellphone? |
| 78: | What colour is your cellphone? |
| 79: | What did you dream of last night? |
| 80: | Are you atheist? |
| 81: | Will you change your name when you get married? |
| 82: | Are you ready for autumn weather? |
| 83: | Have you had any big storms recently? |
| 84: | What kind of bottoms are you wearing? |
Danielle. Hey Danielle. Danielle. Danielle. Hey.
(Source: ggrint, via oldsoulvirgo)
(Source: sugar-motta, via vandreacchi)
| Boyfriend: | How desperate am I? You threaten my love life, you fall in love with a man you can't hope to be with. You talk about feelings, and you tumblr 24/7 because it's filled with him. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did. |
| Girlfriend: | Ooh. It burns you to have come so close. To have me, to have a real, true relationship. And for what? You took me to see the movie, then to be reminded what a real fangirl is. |
| Boyfriend: | Yeah, well, you let me know if "real fangirl" wants a magazine or something. |